CSGO Review.

 

Is cs go a good game

if you only play alone unless i really

dislike you and i want you to go crazy

and kill yourself

sure no and i'm a bit of an expert on

the subject

counter-strike is a team game the best

way to play it is with a team of five

people who have the same mindset

toward the game i believe cs go is an

awesome game even if you could only solo

cubes

it's a terrible experience because it's

just unbelievably fun to play with four

other guys who don't have microphones

if you are solo queuing and you come

across a cool person add them to friends

you got yourself a cue going 2015

five years ago shot echoey in here

five years ago is when i started solo

queuing in cs go

and i started the series the kind

chronicles

i may not be a leader now five years of

playing a very toxic online video game

by myself

and what was it all for why did i do it

you did it all for nothing

no no i think there's something to it

but i didn't ever answer the question

or solve the mystery of is it

actually a good game to play

alone hi it's me cougar of the mighty

resident muscle boy coming back

found my password and had an idea for an

actually good video

today we're finally putting a cap on it

all

we are ranking cs go

as a game in this solo queue review

dude i love beef [ __ ] you

to be fair i decided to play games on

three different accounts

if you're new to cs go and you have

prime and you place well

we'll average this to about mid gold

nova which is what my main account is

you sound a little upset what happened

all right clicked in

i swear to [ __ ] god's hell you

actually had the audacity to turn your

mic on after i just died [ __ ] off she

keeps moaning

tyler i don't know why they're being so

mean to you i'll be friends with you

keep your

voice down as you could expect we

immediately encounter a few main tropes

of the game

college kids on adderall with absolutely

no filter

uh i've kissed a couple dudes honestly

he likes something

that's uh over sharing i think

same on you what are you gonna do if you

win

you can scope on bomb oh my god dude

you're really one of the best players

i've ever seen in this

[Music]

oh no mom i don't need the talk i know

about birds and the bees

i solo q cs go mom

i'm gonna go who's the guy that sounds

like he's a

podcast yeah what's up what do you need

ah nothing but he sounds like hugo the

mighty loki

[Music]

that's [ __ ] weird dude what

sadly in the first match with all that

energy wasted on the bro humor

we lost the game so now we're on to

account number two

the average new player to cs go with

prime

placed in mid silver now these next two

games that i play

were by far the weirdest

ah i just i wonder if they'll be able to

make better use of what skills they

actually have

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guess what's going to happen this game

ah is it a hackers

b throwers or c a group of literal

children pretending to be russians

yup it's a group of literal children

pretending to be russians

where are you guys from am i like is

what kind of server is this

eu let's go over this not on eu

you silly goose good job guys

i'm really proud of you so you guys just

doing these accents for fun

no no man i'm [ __ ] russian what are

you talking about this is kind of weird

yeah this is awkward

let's go away yes let's go i'm gonna go

b

go get me thanks for letting me go b

i'm american so i really care about my

freedom this whole game just turned into

a weird father-son

role-playing game but people were

talking and having fun the vibe wasn't

overly

negative and and we weren't losing

we're doing really good yes yes

just dad don't call me daddy yes daddy

because then it's sexual yes

here's daddy let's go daddy

where's mommy she's been gone for a

while

you're gonna have a new mommy soon is

she hot

she's okay she got big milk

you remember last christmas dad you

remember that how come you're speaking

such good english now

i learned rosetta stone

we sleep on floor we report we sleep on

floor in the living room with the other

seven kids

dude sometimes you sound a little

mexican is that on purpose

high peak mid watch watch

are you finally gonna do something cool

yes this is the last time

i'm gonna trust you on this it's gonna

be hard to believe you from now on if

you don't do something

really cool

you died yeah despite the other team

having an even better smurf on their

side

and one of the russians getting banned

we

i still don't know why

how did i not see him maybe because your

eyes are so close to your mouth

with such a large face and such small

features

you got that from your mom oh seven days

he abandons a lot of games huh

apparently

we still played good and we went out the

game wait whoa where did my accent go

dude that's

crazy it's almost like a whole bunch of

kids came into this game with fake

russian accents

couldn't be there's no way i'm not

embarrassed and i'm not mad

but i am a little disappointed [ __ ]

we seriously have to win this like i

really don't want to lose this game

this is my fourth account but i noticed

something

solo queuing in this game as soon as the

russian act was over

there was nothing there

it was like that was all they had

sick i'm silver too those poor kids

i ruined it

let's come outside to pass gas all right

let's say that wasn't good enough for

you

game three the final test lowest silver

okay booster no prime nuke is

notoriously

the most toxic map

no pun intended pun intended what's up

guys

the sky what else do you think is up

there you know beyond that

death let's go you think death is up

then what's down my standards

they were kids again but i quickly

realized with the plays we would make

this game

i was dealing with true intellectuals

that's my face why is your face on his

picture

that's me drinking forbidden milk what

makes it so forbidden

is it different than the milk i buy at

the store next

next time i die i will put a video link

in chat to

explain it there's a video to my channel

that explains forbidden milk

don't watch any of the older videos

though they're terrible oh that's where

i'm starting

so forbidden milk is just soap and water

mixed around until it becomes bubbly oh

nice nice

[Music]

one down two down

they're outside

enemy contact outside got him i kept

this quote-unquote boss of the other

kids talking energy was high even though

they were in discord

that's how that works right

yeah good try good try thank you

you guys know how to do fast vent

is that a thing okay let's do it this

was it

we were doing it a fast vent plant on

nuke b-side and non-prime

silver one baby

[Laughter]

it was time to [ __ ] sweat

oh that was going so well oh you were

sweating so

good oh my gosh

yeah okay timeout

are you going poop and just like that we

take the lead

we were primed for a comeback hell yeah

i actually got that frag kill

i like threw that thing across the map

what an

arm are you a pitcher you play baseball

no i haven't played i haven't played

sports in years in fact

you could bowl and then

this happened okay i'm gonna okay

i'm gonna take some damage to the ass

and then i'm gonna fake flash

excuse me and i still

really don't know why

oh you're good job good job so

close in conclusion so

all in all five years of running solo

queues

and here are the results for the soloq

review

i am ranking cs go counter-strike global

offensive

a three-fourths deep-fried whole chicken

because that first bite is so

so delicious and promising but after a

few more bites you realize this isn't

very healthy for me

and where are the breasts because y'all

do not respect women in this game

whatsoever

we need to be better about that to a

casual with

average skill level playing all alone

play this game

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